Kaje was a worker at Sunrays Bins, a local supermarket where the happiest customers often shopped. So happy that they screamed, ranted and argued with incredible joy!
Kaje was a happy go lucky kind of guy who always had a smile on his chops. He would often help little old ladies with their shopping whilst occasionally taking a tip or two. He was very jolly and would often joke and play pranks on other colleagues. But he could be serious when the occaisiob arose.
So he was a trolley attendant and always remained faithful and duty bound to collecting the little buggers from all sorts of places. Once, he found a trolley in a toilet which was even more embarrassing because it was stuck in a female cubicle.
He loved his job until one day….
He would remember this day for the rest of his trolley days. He killed a man with a snake line of deadly trollies. Number 32 of the 213 trollies he looked after was at the front. He was like a shepherd tends to his sheep.
Yes I guess you could say he was the saviour of trolleys.
I digress, Kaje was pulling trolleys to and from locations scattered across the car park.
Then it happened!!
A young gangly fella appeared out of nowhere, the guy was under extreme duress after having (Kaje heard later) an argument in-store over a refund policy gone wrong. The guy was called Jonny and he did not see the snake of trolleys speeding towards him.
So infuriated was the man that the last thing Kaje saw was a popping vein in his head. Kaje screamed to the man but it was too late.
Poor Jonny was squished beneath the line of trolleys and was instantly crushed. Kaje ran over to the man and heard his last words.
“You killed me…damn refund policy” the man paused, his face turned to anger “Are you listening to me? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?”
Kaje nodded his head sadly and the man calmed then slowly closed his eyes and that was the last thing he saw, a trolley attendant holding him.
But that was not the end. God no, it was only the beginning.
A week or two later Kaje started getting some fuzzy tingly feelings. Number 32 trolley was at the front of the snake that killed poor unfortunate Jonny. It was this particular trolley that had a mind of its own.
It kept ramming into Kaje at the most random times, it was always vibrating and Kaje would get depressed when he took charge of it.
It was a month later after many knocks and bruises that the true nature of the trolley was revealed. The Trolley inadvertently trapped the soul of jonny and he was attached to it forever. Jonny appeared to Kaje in an attempt for him to be released.
“unbelievable man, I was just going home and you killed me” Jonny ranted going around the trolley “don’t even like this store”
Kaje just looked on open mouthed, scared but unsure of what was happening. Jonny carried on ranting.
“I was just going home and you” he pointed his long finger at Kaje who jumped “YOU! YOU…you…flamingo!”. He was making a point of Kajes bright pink high viz.
“But I didnt…you walked…uh” Kaje stopped as he was aware some people were staring. He grabbed the trolley and started to walk, Johnny got in.
“Ah so this is where we are at my good man!” Jonny smiled menacingly “I can talk but you can’t.. .this should be fun!”
Kaje groaned. It was gonna be a long day.