Kaje jumped out of his skin when jonny jumped out of nowhere.
“God damn it jonny!” He said exasperated, his face turned from shock to anger. Jonny stared whilst smiling goofily. A group of customers at Sunrays Bins started to stare.
There’s that crazy trolley fella at it again they thought. Kaje face turned red, embarrassed. Jonny continued to stare goodly then he broke the silence.
“Well you did crush me to death with the trollies!” Jonny smiled “what’s a little surprise between two friends?” With this Jonny faded into nothingness leaving Kaje alone.
Just as Kaje was about to get back to work the manager of Sunrays Bins came running out, her long blonde locks flowing behind her as she ran towards Kaje. He saw her in slow motion running, she stopped running and approached Kaje.
“Kaje!!! Customers are complaining again of you talking to yourself!” Her blue eyes looked worried “are you Ok?”
As soon as she finished Jonny came out of nowhere and yelled at the top of his lungs “BOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kaje screamed in terror, the manager fell back nearly losing her feet. She looked at Kaje worried “take rest of the day off Kaje”.
Jonny was blowing raspberries and shouting obscenities at Kaje. Kaje had to shout over Jonny noise as he couldn’t concentrate properly.
“BUT I’M OK LEANE!” He shouted, the manager was looking a bit cross as he was shouting and there were customers watching. Jonny continued calling over his shouting “I’VE JUST BEEN…UNDER..A..BIT OF…STRESS!”
Leane pulled Kaje to the side and whispered angrily in his ear “Listen you wee gobshite don’t ever, ever shout at me in front of customers. I don’t let anyone talk to me like that, not even my girlfriend!” She paused and thought for a moment “have a fucking day off, I understand the pressures of moving trolleys and the problem you have dealing with the death of that young man. Just have a fucking day off!”
She pulled away and looked him in the eye “have a fucking day off!”.
She walked back to the store or rather stomped. Jonny was still ranting and yelling.
“Shut the fuck up dead guy!” Kaje quietly said so that no one could hear him but Jonny. Jonny stopped immediately and lunged at Kaje but fell through Kajes body. Kaje sniggered in spite of himself, jonnys face was a grimace. Pure hatred was on his face.
“RIGHT! before I go…and thank you for the day off my friend…i want to set some ground rules.” Kaje had had enough and was determined in his course of conversation.
“You cannot leave far away from this” he pointed at the trolley “so what I will do if you carry on is just abandon the trolley, if it comes back it will be left! We are stuck in this predicament.”
Jonny interrupted “because of You!”
Kaje continued through gritted teeth “be that as it may…i will not be dealing with this the way you want. Who would talk to you if I were gone? No one would stay in the job long enough!” Jonny mouth was open in shock.
So with the quiet conversation finished he left Sunray Bins and went home and relaxed. He was having a nice time with a chilled beer and some pizza when a rap at the door.
He opened the door, an empty trolley.
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Jonny jumped out of nowhere. Kaje jumped, his beer bottle flying through the air, his pizza thrown straight up. Kaje fell to the floor in a heap, the pizza landing neatly on his head with a plop.
Jonny rolled around on the floor laughing and roaring.
This meant war, oh yes, it was on!